Func7ion "Hopeless Romantic" - Black

Some people chase love. We chase boost.

The Hopeless Romantic Tee is made for the enthusiasts who know that the greatest relationship they'll ever have is with their build. Inspired by one of Japan's most iconic legends, the Nissan R34 GT-R, this design captures the obsession, late nights in the garage, and the never-ending pursuit of horsepower.

Featuring an aggressive R34 illustration and the unapologetic statement:

"We Don't Break Hearts, We Break Car Parts."

This isn't just a T-shirt—it's a mindset. Every scratch tells a story. Every broken part means you're pushing the limits. Built for those who'd rather spend their weekends chasing boost than chasing feelings.

Whether you're pulling into a late-night meet, cruising mountain roads, or wrenching in the garage, this piece lets everyone know where your priorities lie.

• Regular fit, crew neck
• Mid weight, 180 GSM, 28-singles
• 100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
• Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape,
• Double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage